Whoever you choose, it does not matter as the game is set in the land inhabited by sex-driven predators-orcs, cephalopods, slimes, dragons, even humans and more creatures lurking in the dark waiting to snatch your virginity and paint you as a degenerate loser. Every step of the way, a douchebag is eager to shatter her teensy tiny hymen. The slut is demure and dignified her upbringing will render her blind and ignorant to the dangerous lust fuelled nature around her. Or you can be the royal slut-Serena Grazia, who is on a quest to find the missing family heirloom. With her head filled up with grand plans for the world around her, what the bitch does not know is that the world already has an evil plan just waiting to be unfolded just for her. I know, a weird psycho lunatic like you can relate. In this game, you will be an ambitious bitch-Nanako, who has a dream bigger than herself. Whatever you are, and if I heard that right then I guess you have to buckle up mofos because we're going to have an intense porn game review. Do you want to be a useless ambitious idiotic cunt in an adventure game filled with fucking and laughing?ĭo I hear a loud slapping and clapping of hands? Do I hear a skank with intellectual disability muttering inaudible words, or is it the dry humping nerds whispering ‘yes’ under their disgusting smelling breath. Do you enjoy playing as a whore trollop in an adventure game? YES or YES? No, wait, again. Do you like adventure games? YES or YES? Fuck! Let me rephrase that question.
So, here’s a quick survey to insignificant, nasty smelling losers like you. You better empty the thing inside your head you call brain to understand what I am about to spill. You might want to go to your private room and do an inhale and exhale exercise before continuing because your dick may not be going to handle the pressure. If by chance, the only way to escape your horrid world is playing porn games then, bonjour motherfuckers you are in the right place.
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